Ever wanted an evil empire but don’t know how to manage your minions? Afraid of those pesky Champions of Light showing up bent on causing your downfall? Then you need the Evil Overlord’s Guide to World Domination.

With three days before the Dominance Address that will secure his rule, this enchanted tome guides the Evil Overlord through the trials and pitfalls of world domination. But for all his armies and slaves, incompetent henchmen and an endless stream of heroes bar his way to success.

Unfortunately the Evil Overlord is out of the office right now (under submissions) and will endeavour to crush your puny empire upon his return. In the meantime, do check out the other short stories.